諷刺文盲：欲蓋彌彰

是日精選【欲蓋彌彰】yu gai mi zhang

解釋：本想加以掩蓋，不料卻暴露得更加明顯。(彌：更加。彰：明顯；顯著。)

J例：去掩飾自己嘅缺點、短處或者係一D自己唔想俾人知嘅事係人之常情。如果你發現身邊嘅人欲蓋彌彰而你又識趣嘅話，扮唔知都不失為一件好事... 因為咁，可能佢反而感激你。

錯了又如何?

我哋個個都有做錯過野嘅時候，唔多唔少亦可能會怪責自己，但人誰無錯呢？最重要嘅係知錯能改！不過對於某D知錯唔改或永遠都唔會覺得自己錯嘅人，我就覺得有D唔掂喇...

嘻嘻，近日小弟發現咗兩個唔可能嘅錯，想同大家分享吓！首先就係今日响公司 (係！冇錯！我已經搵到工仲返緊tim喇 :P) 收到一份由一間超大大廣告公司send嚟嘅文件，我睇睇吓嘅時候，俾我發現咗文件上面有一隻錯字*Specufucation*(見圖1)，哈哈哈哈哈哈... 相信佢係想寫*Specification*啦！當我諗起個錯字嘅發音嘅時候我就不禁笑咗出嚟... "WHAT? Spec‧cu‧fuck‧ca‧tion???" @_@ 依個錯當然係唔可以接受啦，作為一間廣告公司，佢哋係suppose對文字嘅野比較敏感 (因為都會間唔中做吓proof-reading架嘛！)，仲要係超大大嘅廣告公司喎，就更加唔應該啦...

另外一單仲搞笑，HBO話晒都係全球知名嘅電視台，right？竟然當我响上個weekend第4次翻炒我最喜愛而HBO都算幾收得嘅電視劇《Sex and the City》途中，俾我發現第2個Season某一集裡面有個*穿崩*鏡頭！！話說當Carrie寫緊佢個column之際，我見到佢後面個電視機反映到有人*遞咪*(見圖2)，呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵！一個咁勁嘅電視劇响出街之前唔係已經俾唔同嘅人睇過幾百轉架喇咩？？Umm... 所以話呢，佢哋依D咁Professional嘅都有錯嘅時候，自己做錯少少野又如何？！？Relax吓啦 :P

CONGRATS!! You got FREEDOMM now!!!

Exclusively for my dear friend R!

Thank you for sharing a bit of your life experience with me, it meant a lot to me!

Honestly, I really had no idea you are such a patient and tough person before I learn the truth. Well... it made me feel pretty shameful that knowing you for years but didn't really know who you are.

You're the only one, for the time being, show and assure me that no matter how worst we're dealing with in our daily lives, just as long as we struggle and fight for ourselves, we'll finally work our way out.

You know, you will deserve *something* better, much better in the future! Ooops don't forget to treat yourself better too... *HUGS*

諷刺文盲：天真爛漫

是日精選【天真爛漫】tian zhen lan man

解釋：今多形容人心地純真，坦率自然，毫無矯飾、做作之態。常用於少年兒童。也作「天真爛熳」。(爛漫、爛熳：坦率自然，毫不做作。)

J例：嘻嘻... 今日去apm嘅時候，有一對情侶响我前面行緊，行行吓個男仔跌咗張100蚊落地下，跟住佢就見到張100蚊然後執返... V_V 佢以為佢自己好好彩執到，仲同個女友鬼死咁開心，認真天真爛漫呀！不過咁都幾好嘅，唔洗錢就換到*鬼死咁開心*嘅快樂，抵呀！！

Italian Tomato

One-day afternoon, V and I went to Italian Tomato for tea... even though it was a tea but I had two dishes of spaghetti with clams in garlic sauce and a cup of hot chocolate. The spaghetti is fine, a little greasy though, and it's pretty cheap which only costs $38/dish! As for the damn hot chocolate, I highly do not recommend any of you to order it there, ummm... it just isn't good value for money at all...

There are regular and large for all beverages in the drink list for your selection. The prices between regular and large are not much different (regular $16 and large $21), so then I ordered the large one. Well... I have no idea why the hell the large chocolate would turn out to be such little; as you may see it at the second picture, I didn't even have my first sip of it. Also, the cup is incredibly small!! Take a look at the third picture, it is merely a bit larger than a normal fork!! Really can't imagine how mini the regular one would be...

諷刺文盲：一團和氣 + 解鈴還須繋鈴人

致所有嘅朋友仔...

是日精選【一團和氣】yi tuan he qi +【解鈴還須繋鈴人】jie ling hai xu xi ling ren

解釋 - 一團和氣：原指態度和藹，與人關係和睦。今多指只講和氣，不講原則，不分是非。

解釋 - 解鈴還須繋鈴人：要從老虎頸項上把鈴鐺解下來，必須還由當初把鈴鐺繋上去的人來做才行。比喻由誰去惹出來的麻煩，還得由誰去解決。

J例：朋友之間一團和氣，又有邊個唔想？如果真係唔想嘅話呀，相信大家都唔會响聚會嘅時候一齊講返以前嘅開心事啦，係咪？大家都咁大個人，意見有分歧係在所難免... 當中真係有D咩誤會嘅，一定唔會單方面架，咁唔係應該大家都出嚟傾會比較直接同埋清楚咩？事出必有因，解鈴還須繋鈴人... 如果好似上面*一團和氣*嘅解釋咁講「只講和氣，不講原則，不分是非」的話，又何來有真正大家想要嘅一團和氣嘅日子呀？

投稿版諷刺文盲：順水推舟

是日精選【順水推舟】shun shui tui zhou

解釋：順著水流推船。比喻順著情勢說話行事。也作「順水推船」。

J例：話說怪獸某公司嘅創作總監H (英文名轉譯中文叫*頭髮*，好難定義佢係先生定女士！) 同肥M臭味相投，同樣都係咁鍾意邀功同出風頭，而依間怪獸公司又咁啱好重視依類人才。既然係咁，命不久矣嘅我何不嚟一個順水推舟，助佢哋一臂之力，幫佢哋急速上位，等佢哋可以快人一步、理想達到。同公司一齊同生死，攜手走向滅亡之路 :P