Sunday, September 17, 2006

諷刺文盲:一團和氣 + 解鈴還須繋鈴人

致所有嘅朋友仔...

是日精選【一團和氣】yi tuan he qi +【解鈴還須繋鈴人】jie ling hai xu xi ling ren

解釋 - 一團和氣:原指態度和藹,與人關係和睦。今多指只講和氣,不講原則,不分是非。

解釋 - 解鈴還須繋鈴人:要從老虎頸項上把鈴鐺解下來,必須還由當初把鈴鐺繋上去的人來做才行。比喻由誰去惹出來的麻煩,還得由誰去解決。

J例:朋友之間一團和氣,又有邊個唔想?如果真係唔想嘅話呀,相信大家都唔會响聚會嘅時候一齊講返以前嘅開心事啦,係咪?大家都咁大個人,意見有分歧係在所難免... 當中真係有D咩誤會嘅,一定唔會單方面架,咁唔係應該大家都出嚟傾會比較直接同埋清楚咩?事出必有因,解鈴還須繋鈴人... 如果好似上面*一團和氣*嘅解釋咁講「只講和氣,不講原則,不分是非」的話,又何來有真正大家想要嘅一團和氣嘅日子呀?

Friday, September 15, 2006

投稿版諷刺文盲:順水推舟

是日精選【順水推舟】shun shui tui zhou

解釋:順著水流推船。比喻順著情勢說話行事。也作「順水推船」。

J例:話說怪獸某公司嘅創作總監H (英文名轉譯中文叫*頭髮*,好難定義佢係先生定女士!) 同肥M臭味相投,同樣都係咁鍾意邀功同出風頭,而依間怪獸公司又咁啱好重視依類人才。既然係咁,命不久矣嘅我何不嚟一個順水推舟,助佢哋一臂之力,幫佢哋急速上位,等佢哋可以快人一步、理想達到。同公司一齊同生死,攜手走向滅亡之路 :P

諷刺文盲:畫虎不成反類狗

是日精選【畫虎不成反類狗】hua hu bu cheng fan lei gou

解釋:想畫老虎沒畫成,畫出了類似狗的模樣。比喻學習、模仿不到家,反弄到得不倫不類。也比作「畫虎類狗」。「狗」也作「犬」。(類:類似;像。)

J例:如果知道自己真係學唔到或者扮唔到某D野,只好怪自己技不如人,但依個絕唔係你嘅錯... 只係你搵咗一D唔啱你做嘅野去做,咁你又*幹嘛*要格硬咁做呢?與其畫虎不成反類狗,不如你乾脆做返自己,唔會開心D咩?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

仆街

今日成日落住滂沱大雨,下晝出門口見工嘅時候因為冇雨所以冇帶遮 (as usual... V_V),哼... 點知跑緊返屋企嘅途中我為咗唔撞到人而急速煞制,就咁我就跌咗落個水氹到... 仲一野就*產*低咗前面個女人 (樣衰度係9.9、難度係3.4),搞到佢都仆低咗... 同埋佢嘅傷勢仲勁過我 :P MMM... 真係有D唔好意思!

經過一輪嘅混亂後,佢要求我俾返$100蚊睇急症D錢佢... 最尾我媽咪就入咗$1000蚊落佢戶口作少少補償囉...

P.S./ 而家D政府醫院都幾仆街架喎... 响急症室等嗰個女人嘅時候,我問D護士攞一滴咁多嘅火酒or消毒藥水嚟整理吓我隻腳個傷口啦... 但都要我俾錢先俾我... 死仆街!!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

諷刺文盲:無出其右

是日精選【無出其右】wu chu qi you

解釋:沒有人能超過他,在他之上。(右:古人以右為上。)

J例:
何解你識咁多野,人哋同樣識咁多野,你會覺得人哋一定識得比你少?何解你識得多老外朋友,人哋同你一樣識得咁多老外朋友,但係你會覺得自己同人哋好唔同?何解你搵到咁多錢,人哋同你一樣搵到咁多錢,你會覺得自己比起人哋高一等?

因為你份人率直?還是你只係唔識得表達自己?定係你覺得自己無出其右呀?

Saturday, September 09, 2006

因我是個絕世塔羅迷...?

噚晚去唱K之前,阿S同我講佢發現咗一D關於佢個土耳其男友嘅野,講講吓佢就話俾我知佢之前去玩過塔羅牌 blah blah blah... 然之後我當然要八卦問吓準唔準啦,問問吓搞到我又好想玩吓嗃,跟住我哋就即刻去咗廟街玩,就咁樣我就响廟街到冇咗我隻占卜豬喇... :P 因為我咁大個仔都未正式玩過依D野... not even 求籤、睇相同算命等等...

排緊隊嘅時候,我開始構思我嘅問題,當然我係諗住問吓我嘅戀愛運啦,去嗰度嘅objective嚟架ma!但係諗諗吓又好似好唔實際咁,同埋*男人老狗*走去問愛情... UMM好似有DD樣衰 :P... 咁咪諗住問吓事業囉,不過阿S話佢之前都問過事業... 但冇咩特別... 經過阿S一番鼓勵同勸導下,基於詢眾要求,我就唯有問返愛情啦... 嘻嘻!

由於嗰條神婆法力有限,只可以問3個月內發生嘅事,咁我咪問年底前有冇拖拍囉... *冇!* 唔需要幾秒睇完D牌就答我... *冇!* 喂,你唔好再直接D!少hurt架ma... 佢下一句就補充話因為我放唔低先前嗰個 (係咩?!?!?有D拱嘅樹??),不過霧水情緣就有,唉... 都好過冇啦... :P 跟住佢就叫我抽一隻牌出嚟,而依一隻牌就會係塔羅俾我嘅提示!我抽出嚟嗰隻係皇帝,咁我就問佢我隻牌咩意思啦... 佢立即面色一沈,話我太過執著於之前段感情嘅事,遇到個新嘅就會攞嚟比較... 就算嗰個人點好我都會覺得唔好... that's why *冇!* ... mmm.. 又啱噃!唔怪得我咁煤啦...

之後成晚阿S就以為我唔開心 (其實我又冇野喎!) ... 佢最尾就搵機會贈咗2句歌詞俾我 "The best... is yet to come... 最好的... 尚未... 來臨..." 嘻嘻!好sweet呀,thanks muah!

Friday, September 08, 2006

Turkish food is on the menu tonight

Turkish food, Turkish boyfriend, Turkish coitus... everything - at the moment - is all about Turkey from the mouth of my dear friend S... 'cause she is recently in love with a Turk! Now, as in the transition of moving to a new job, she works as part-time waitress at a Turkish restaurant... guess she wanna get to learn more about Turkish culture and start with foods? Anyway, had a nice meal with two buds there which only costs HKD$100!! Well... S did the math :P Here you go the menu we ordered...

1.) Lentil soup $20 - Tasteless... umm maybe I don't really like pulses...

2.) Lahmachun $20 - Crispy! Finely chopped mutton and
the mixed sauce match up so perfectly!

3.) Doner sandwiches $35 - It's good too! Softtt rolls rolled up with grilled
juicy mutton, vegetables and some spices (no idea what are they :P)

4.) Fried chicken wings $45 - Doesn't taste any differences as you cook it yourself but it's fine though.

5.) Turkish tea $5 - How irony! I simply had a sip of the tea I could tell that it's actually the *Lipton tea*... but there really were some lovely customers asked my friend
what kinda tea was that? It just tasted so cool,
delicate and refreshing!! OH GOD.. you'd better go check and see if your taste bud functions really well.