Friday, September 08, 2006

Turkish food is on the menu tonight

Turkish food, Turkish boyfriend, Turkish coitus... everything - at the moment - is all about Turkey from the mouth of my dear friend S... 'cause she is recently in love with a Turk! Now, as in the transition of moving to a new job, she works as part-time waitress at a Turkish restaurant... guess she wanna get to learn more about Turkish culture and start with foods? Anyway, had a nice meal with two buds there which only costs HKD$100!! Well... S did the math :P Here you go the menu we ordered...

1.) Lentil soup $20 - Tasteless... umm maybe I don't really like pulses...

2.) Lahmachun $20 - Crispy! Finely chopped mutton and
the mixed sauce match up so perfectly!

3.) Doner sandwiches $35 - It's good too! Softtt rolls rolled up with grilled
juicy mutton, vegetables and some spices (no idea what are they :P)

4.) Fried chicken wings $45 - Doesn't taste any differences as you cook it yourself but it's fine though.

5.) Turkish tea $5 - How irony! I simply had a sip of the tea I could tell that it's actually the *Lipton tea*... but there really were some lovely customers asked my friend
what kinda tea was that? It just tasted so cool,
delicate and refreshing!! OH GOD.. you'd better go check and see if your taste bud functions really well.

9月7日的第一次

開始咗搵工依幾日都過得相當充實,因為每日都好早 (8:00 a.m. something) 起身就開始搵工同send野,都occupy咗我成個上晝喇,有時會send到2-3:00 p.m. tim架!而下晝就睇起碼2款書 (a.) 英、德、日文法同埋 (b.) 中(繁&簡體)、英文長短篇小說或self-help書或textbook,唉... 冇辦法啦... 唔趁有時間equip吓自己,遲D出嚟點同班PK鬥過你死我活喎!夜晚就會煲吓電視劇relax吓咁囉...

直到今日 (9月7日) 終於有人搵我見工喇!依份工係一間廣告公司嘅Account Manager (人工當然okay至於褔利就冇幸去知喇),唔係4A但佢嘅客仔都唔少來頭,牌面都唔錯。不過我肯定依間公司工唔會請我,因為我嘅表現平平,同埋第一次in廣告公司有少少緊張,鬼咩!D人串ma... :P 但係我都好開心,遇到個好好好smart嘅interviewer,俾我學到好多關於廣告公司內部嘅野、佢哋諗野嘅方法,同埋最重要嘅一點係我越來越知道我想要咩喇!哼,我下一定唔會失手架!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

諷刺文盲:問道於盲

是日精選
【問道於盲】wen dao yu mang

解釋:向瞎子問路。比喻向不懂的人求教。有時用於自謙。

J例:而家好多人擺個款出嚟好似好識野咁,最難頂嘅就係佢哋都*以為*自己真係識咁多野,仲要串返你轉頭話你豬標點解咁都唔識喎... 哈哈!佢自己答返你嘅咪又係一大堆好似好有point嘅廢話!分分鍾你仲識得多過佢,當場識破佢又好似冇咩品咁... 畢竟人哋咁大個人有自尊ma... 其實問道於盲依家野都好易架咋喎!!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

PRISON BREAK

Eventually the Prison Break has come out on Pearl tonight. Been seeing its DVD set at HMV for a while, I tended to buy it as I've finished my latest TV shows, Grey's Anatomy (First Season), but knowing that it'd be on TV soon... so I decided to wait. WELL... It didn't disappoint me, the show issss GREAT!!! I'll BUY it FOR SUREEE :P One thing really bewildering me is how does the storyline develop to Season four or five as the story is almost all about the prison? Umm...

Michael Scofield (Wentworth Miller) intended to commit a crime and planned to slip into a maximum security prison at Fox River Penitentiary, Chicago for saving his bro's life. It's because his bro, Lincoln Burrows (Dominic Purcell), was being set up and sentenced to the death penalty that will be executed in one month after. Michael then tries to get him out of there and finds out who's responsible.

As the architect of Fox River Penitentiary, Michael got the blueprint tattooed on his top right before his plan to get into the prison. He is confiding in his ability to escape... and save his bro... but things seem to be more complicated than he expects.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

諷刺文盲:苦盡甘來

是日精選【苦盡甘來】ku jin gan lai

解釋:形容吃了很多苦,終於盼來了好日子。也作「苦盡甜來」。(盡:終結。)

J例:開始咗第2日嘅搵工生涯,發現搵工的確唔易!莫講話要睇吓係咩公司、咩job nature、咩title、咩價錢及有冇prospect啦,又要好厭惡咁改嗰份討厭嘅cover letter同resume... 小心翼翼咁send咗個application出去又會有些少期望,唔覆你咩... 又要諗吓邊方面出咗問題... 如果你係一個唔樂觀嘅人就仲死得快!因為唔樂觀會導致冇心機,變得意志消沈而影響你嘅生產力,就算搵到分分鐘都未必係自己想要嘅...

好彩我嘅性格都幾樂觀,而家每日除咗要做routines之外,我會睇好多課外書去equip自己... 因為我相信嚟緊份工未出現嘅原因好可能係上天覺得我未well prepared啩... 雖然而家都唔係吃D咩苦頭,但都算有認真咁付出過呀,希望將會苦盡甘(金)來啦 :P

Friday, September 01, 2006

Ladies' FAVOR!!

Good news for sex loverss, especially for those HORNYYY and LONELLY old ladies!!! Series 'Play', the vibrators produced by Durex is now available at WATSONS!!!

This series of vibrators provide three levels of vibration, so when to have your orgasm is totally controllable! Also, the inbuilt charger function definitely wouldn't run out of battery and piss you off while you are getting so fxxking wet... well unless you're encountering the blackout at your place :P

Vibrator A - Play Charm ($699)
Vibrator B - Play Little Gem ($629)
Vibrator C - Play Wand ($699) <-- Sell BEST!!

諷刺文盲:爐火純青

是日精選【爐火純青】lu huo chun qing

解釋:相傳道家煉丹成功時,煉丹爐的火焰顯現出純青的顏色。今多比喻技藝、學問或修養達到精湛完美的境界。

J例:每次我遇到有唔公平嘅對待,我就會有咁毒就得咁毒咁去詛咒嗰D賤人、賤精、賤貨!有時會咒出口,有時就唔會... 好多時發洩完我就冇野架喇!我咒人嘅技藝已經到咗爐火純青嘅境界,最新嘅詛咒就係*鳳凰四重咒*,由佢嘅外婆開始咒起... 咒足佢四代!!!呵呵呵...